Sunday, December 07, 2008

"jizz in my pants" by Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone with Justin Timberlake on SNL tonight

My stomach is still aching from laughing. Is Justin Timberlake now working part time at SNL?

4 comments:

Crump said...

Justn Timberlake only had a small (but entertaining) cameo in the short as the mop guy. This is totally Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer doing what they have been doing for years. Check out www.thelonelyisland.com

Rokaan said...

This is the funniest song ever!!!

Anonymous said...

chewing some food when this started... wasn't that funny at first... then the jizz in my pants part finally came and fuckin blew chunks of food all over myself....fuckin amazing.. samberg is truly my fav

Anonymous said...

these are the lyrics
If you have a correction, please post it


oooh
Andy: Lock eyes, from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and forget the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
this club is the sky, I'm on your cloud
moving close as the laces fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place, go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night, what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I jizz in my pants
I'm really very sorry, now, take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
I just can't help it when you wiggle your tots
and i jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus, it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some say that's a plus
now i'll go home and change

Jorma: I need few things from the grocery
I do things alone now, mostly
Left me, heart broken now, looking for love
surprise in my eyes when i looked above
This checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"
She turned to me, that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit"
and i *jizzed in my pants*
everything normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup on isle 3
and now I'm posed in an awkward stance
because I *jizzed in my pants*
To be fair, you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Andy: Last week, I saw a film
As I recall, it was a horror film
I walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
and I *jizzed in my pants*

Jorma: Speeding down the street as red lights flash
I need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
and i *jizz in my pants*

Andy: The next day, my alarm goes off
and I *jizz in my pants*

Jorma: Open the window and a breeze rolls in
and I *jizz in my pants*

Andy: When Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of sixth sense
I *jizzed in my pants*

Jorma: I just ate a grape
and I *jizzed in my pants*

Andy: I...
i *jizzed in my pants
Ok, seriously you guys, can we, Ok?

Both: I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands, its like having sex with me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ectasy
I wear rubbed underwear, its a necessity

cause I *jizz in my pants* x2