This is my life.
My stomach is still aching from laughing. Is Justin Timberlake now working part time at SNL?
Justn Timberlake only had a small (but entertaining) cameo in the short as the mop guy. This is totally Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer doing what they have been doing for years. Check out www.thelonelyisland.com
This is the funniest song ever!!!
chewing some food when this started... wasn't that funny at first... then the jizz in my pants part finally came and fuckin blew chunks of food all over myself....fuckin amazing.. samberg is truly my fav
these are the lyricsIf you have a correction, please post itooohAndy: Lock eyes, from across the roomDown my drink while the rhythms boomtake your hand and forget the namesno need here for the silly gamesmake our way through the smoke and crowdthis club is the sky, I'm on your cloudmoving close as the laces flyour bodies touch and the angels cryleave this place, go back to yoursour lips first touch outside your doorsa whole night, what we've got in storewhisper in my ear that you want some more and I jizz in my pantsI'm really very sorry, now, take my wordI won't apologize, that's just absurdI just can't help it when you wiggle your totsand i jizz in my pantsDon't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slutPlus, it's your fault, you were rubbing my buttI'm very sensitive, some say that's a plusnow i'll go home and changeJorma: I need few things from the groceryI do things alone now, mostlyLeft me, heart broken now, looking for lovesurprise in my eyes when i looked aboveThis checkout counter and I saw her faceMy heart stood still, so did time and spaceNever thought that I could feel real againBut the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"She turned to me, that's when she said itLooked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit"and i *jizzed in my pants*everything normal, nothing wrong with meBut we're going to need a cleanup on isle 3and now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I *jizzed in my pants*To be fair, you were flirting a lotPlus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hotPlease stop acting like you're not impressedOne more thing, I'm gonna pay by checkAndy: Last week, I saw a filmAs I recall, it was a horror filmI walked outside into the rainChecked my phone and saw you rangand I *jizzed in my pants*Jorma: Speeding down the street as red lights flashI need to get away, need to make a dashA song comes on that reminds me of youand i *jizz in my pants*Andy: The next day, my alarm goes offand I *jizz in my pants*Jorma: Open the window and a breeze rolls inand I *jizz in my pants*Andy: When Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of sixth senseI *jizzed in my pants*Jorma: I just ate a grapeand I *jizzed in my pants*Andy: I... i *jizzed in my pantsOk, seriously you guys, can we, Ok?Both: I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to meAnd when we're holding hands, its like having sex with meYou say I'm premature, I just call it ectasyI wear rubbed underwear, its a necessitycause I *jizz in my pants* x2
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